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Stats

The arguments, settled with numbers. Each section says which seasons it covers: anything built on weekly scores starts in 2023 (Sleeper); anything built on final standings starts in 2014. Lineups, roster moves and drafts have their own page.

Luck and all-play

How this is counted, and which seasons

All-play is your record if you had played every other team every week, so it ignores the schedule. Expected wins is your all-play win share each week, added up. Luck is actual wins minus expected wins: positive means the schedule did you favors. High and low are the weeks you had the league's top or bottom score. Regular season only, completed seasons 2023–2025.

← unlucky: fewer wins than all-play sayslucky →

  1. Zane
    +5.61
  2. Mark
    +2.28
  3. Matt
    +1.78
  4. Stevens
    +1.33
  5. Woody
    +0.56
  6. Popple
    −1.00
  7. Taylor
    −1.89
  8. Mustafa
    −2.67
  9. Richard
    −2.89
  10. Aditya
    −3.11

Wins minus expected wins, 2023–2025. plus: the schedule helped · minus: it hurt.

The full table
ManagerRecordAll-playPctExpected winsLuckHigh weeksLow weeksPF / game
Taylor22-20215-163.56923.89−1.8943112.78
Aditya20-22208-170.55023.11−3.1133112.65
Richard20-22206-172.54522.89−2.8951110.82
Woody23-19202-176.53422.44+0.5684112.99
Zane28-14201-176-1.53322.39+5.6132110.28
Popple21-21198-180.52422.00−1.0064112.69
Matt23-19191-187.50521.22+1.7865108.47
Mustafa16-26168-210.44418.67−2.6735105.37
Stevens20-22168-210.44418.67+1.3325104.46
Mark17-25132-245-1.35114.72+2.2821199.19

Season by season

The best all-play team, the luckiest and unluckiest, and who owned the weekly high and low. Everyone tied is named. The current season is included and marked.

YearBest all-playLuckiestUnluckiestMost high weeksMost low weeks
2026*Matt (51-21)Zane (+1.89, went 6-2)Popple (−2.17, went 2-6)Matt (3)Taylor (3)
2025Aditya (87-39)Zane (+2.44, went 9-5)Aditya (−1.67, went 8-6), Mark (−1.67, went 4-10)Aditya (3)Stevens (5)
2024Woody (88-38)Mark (+2.33, went 8-6)Aditya (−1.67, went 4-10), Mustafa (−1.67, went 6-8)Woody (5)Mark & Matt (3)
2023Matt (82-44)Zane (+2.72, went 10-4)Mustafa (−2.33, went 2-12)Matt (4)Mark (6)

* in progress; not in the career table above.

Championship game

Everyone who has played for the title, 2011–2025. Runner-ups are known from 2014; 2011–2013 list only the champion, so a lost final from those years would be missing.

ManagerFinalsRecordWonLost
Richard64-22012, 2014, 2015, 20222017, 2021
Popple54-12016, 2017, 2018, 20192020
Matt22-02021, 2023–
Woody22-02011, 2024–
Aditya21-120132025
Mustafa21-120202018
Taylor21-120252022
Zane60-6–2014, 2015, 2016, 2019, 2023, 2024

Playoff record

Bracket games only (quarterfinals, semifinals, the final and the 3rd-place game), 2023–2025. The 5th-place game and the toilet bowl are not playoff games. A bye is not a win.

ManagerRecordGamesAppearances
Taylor3-252
Matt2-021
Woody2-021
Aditya2-242
Mustafa2-242
Popple2-242
Stevens2-242
Zane2-463
Richard1-342
Mark0-111

Droughts and streaks

Current managers only (everyone who played 2025). Seasons counted are completed seasons the manager played (standings from 2014; titles from 2011), through 2025. "Since" counts seasons played after the last one, so 0 means it was 2025. The Sacko is the worst regular-season record, not the last final standing.

  1. Aditya
    Title12 since 2013
    Sacko8 since 2017
    1 straight in the playoffs
  2. Mark
    Titlenever in 12 seasons
    Sacko0 since 2025
    1 straight missed
  3. Matt
    Title2 since 2023
    Sackonever in 12 seasons
    2 straight missed
  4. Mustafa
    Title5 since 2020
    Sacko2 since 2023
    2 straight in the playoffs
  5. Popple
    Title6 since 2019
    Sackonever in 11 seasons
    1 straight missed
  6. Richard
    Title3 since 2022
    Sackonever in 12 seasons
    1 straight in the playoffs
  7. Stevens
    Titlenever in 12 seasons
    Sacko1 since 2024
    1 straight in the playoffs
  8. Taylor
    Title0 since 2025
    Sackonever in 6 seasons
    2 straight in the playoffs
  9. Woody
    Title1 since 2024
    Sacko10 since 2015
    1 straight missed
  10. Zane
    Titlenever in 12 seasons
    Sacko4 since 2021
    4 straight in the playoffs

A full bar is 12 seasons, the most anyone has played. "Never" is a full bar drawn hollow.

The full table
ManagerSeasonsLast titleSinceLast SackoSincePlayoff streakMissed streak
Aditya12201312201781–
Mark12never1220250–1
Matt1220232never12–2
Mustafa1220205202322–
Popple1120196never11–1
Richard1220223never121–
Stevens12never12202411–
Taylor620250never62–
Woody1220241201510–1
Zane12never12202144–

Average finish

How this is counted, and which seasons

Final standing averaged over completed seasons, 2014–2025. Finishes come from the placement games in both eras: the final, the 3rd- and 5th-place games and the consolation bracket (ESPN's final standings, then Sleeper's). The Sacko is a separate thing, the worst regular-season record, so 10th place and the Sacko can be different people. Top 3 and bottom 3 count seasons finished there (1st–3rd, 8th–10th in a ten-team year).

ManagerSeasonsAverageBestWorstTop 3Bottom 3
Popple113.181871
Zane124.0821072
Taylor64.50172–
Richard124.7511053
Mustafa125.2511043
Matt125.6711045
Woody125.8311034
Aditya126.3321025
Mark126.83410–5
Stevens126.8331015
Giovanni17.0077––
Keith67.3331013

Rivalries

Every pair's series, 2023–2026, playoff bracket and consolation games included. Series with fewer than 4 games are left out of everything but "most played". "Most lopsided" ranks by the leader's share of the series (wins over games), then by more games. Top three, ties shared.

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Everyone against everyone

Read across: the row's record against the column. Dark green is a series the row leads, copper one it trails. Tap a cell for the games.

Most played
  1. Aditya vs Stevens · 9 games, Stevens leads 5-4
  2. Mustafa vs Taylor · 9 games, Taylor leads 6-3
Most lopsided
  1. Stevens vs Taylor · Taylor leads 5-0 in 5 (1.000)
  2. Mark vs Zane · Zane leads 4-0 in 4 (1.000)
  3. Taylor vs Zane · Zane leads 4-0 in 4 (1.000)
Closest
  1. Taylor vs Zane · 11.50 points apart on average, Zane leads 4-0
  2. Matt vs Mustafa · 11.73 points apart on average, tied 3-3
  3. Mustafa vs Zane · 12.56 points apart on average, Mustafa leads 4-1
Highest scoring
  1. Matt vs Woody · 251.75 combined on average, Matt leads 3-2
  2. Mustafa vs Richard · 239.53 combined on average, Richard leads 5-3
  3. Taylor vs Woody · 234.72 combined on average, Woody leads 5-3