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Matt

83-79 (.512) over 12 seasons on file, 2014–2025 · 16007.74 PF · 15816.54 PA

Completed seasons only; the current season appears in the tables below, marked.

Trophy shelf

3 of the league's awards, some shared. Each badge links to its entry and the seasons it covers.

Trophy case

Titles
2
Runner-up
0
Reg. season titles
2
Sackos
0
Longest win streak, 2023–2026
7 2023 wk 13 – 2024 wk 3

Titles from 2011, everything else from 2014. Regular-season titles: best record, ties broken by points for. Sackos: worst regular-season record, ties by fewer points for. The win streak is every game on file in order (2023–2026), playoff and consolation games included and carried across seasons, the same count as on Records.

Best season (a title if there is one, otherwise the best record): 2023 (11-3, champion). Worst (a Sacko if there is one, otherwise the worst record): 2020 (4-9, finished 8th).

Rivals

How this is counted, and which seasons

Completed seasons 2023–2025, every game on file, playoff bracket and consolation games included. Series under 4 games are left out of the picks. Rival: the most even series, tied or one win apart (then more games, then the games usually closest on the scoreboard). Owns: a series Matt leads by two wins or more, the biggest share first, then more games, then the bigger net margin. Owned by: the reverse. The head-to-head table at the bottom also counts the season in progress, so its records can run a game ahead of these.

Rival
Woody: 2-2 in 4 games, 25.99 apart on average
Owns
Richard: 4-1 in 5 games, 21.61 apart on average
Owned by
trails no series by two wins

Clutch

How this is counted, and which seasons

Completed seasons 2023–2025 for anything built on game scores. Close games are decided by fewer than the margin (a 10.00-point game is not under 10). Bracket games are quarterfinals, semifinals, the final and the 3rd-place game; the 5th-place game and the toilet bowl are not. An elimination game is one a loss ends the title run in: quarterfinal, semifinal or final. A bye is not a game. Title games cover both eras (2011–2025; runner-ups known from 2014).

Under 1 point
0-1 (.000)
Under 5 points
4-2 (.667)
Under 10 points
10-5 (.667)
Regular season
23-19 (.548), 108.47 a game
Playoff bracket
2-0 (1.000), 121.11 a game
Elimination games
2-0, 121.11 a game
Title games, 2011–2025
2-0 · won 2021, 2023
After a loss
10-10 in the next game
After a win
16-9 in the next game

"Next game" is the next one in the same season, bracket and consolation games included; a season's last game leads nowhere.

Where they shine

How this is counted, and which seasons

Regular season only, completed seasons 2023–2025: the schedule is 14 weeks, split here into early, middle and late. Best and worst weeks are by average score across those seasons. "Top of the week" and "bottom of the week" count the weeks Matt had the league's highest or lowest score; the median is the league's middle score that week.

WeeksRecordPctPF / gamePA / game
1–58-7.533105.52109.71
6–108-7.533109.15115.04
11–147-5.583111.31108.13
Best week
week 2 (2-1, 126.93 a game)
Worst week
week 1 (2-1, 94.42 a game)
Above the median
20 of 42 weeks
Top of the week
6 of 42 weeks
Bottom of the week
5 of 42 weeks
Luck
+1.78 wins against expected · all-play 191-187

Heartbreak and the other kind

Every game on file in completed seasons 2023–2025, playoff bracket and consolation games included.

Lost by under a point
108.06–108.68 to Mustafa, 2025, week 12 (by 0.62)
Won by under a point
never
Most points in a loss
123.42–143.02 to Woody, 2025, week 8
Fewest points in a win
84.78–75.70 over Mark, 2023, week 8
Highest score
152.68–136.18 over Popple, 2023, week 13
Lowest score
68.50–133.98 to Popple, 2024, week 12

Era view

Finish by year over completed seasons with a standing (2014–2025). Finishes come from the placement games in both eras; playoffs for 2014–2022 are inferred from a top-six finish in ESPN's final standings. A brass dot is a title, a copper dot a Sacko season.

Matt's finish by year1st5th10th2014: 9th142015: 3rd152016: 4th162017: 10th172018: 3rd182019: 5th192020: 8th202021: 1st, champion212022: 8th222023: 1st, champion232024: 7th242025: 9th25
Average finish
5.67
Best
1st
Worst
10th
Playoffs
6 of 12
Top 3
4
Bottom 3
5

Roster habits

How this is counted, and which seasons

Completed Sleeper seasons, 2023–2025, every game. Points are what a player scored in Matt's starting lineup. Pickup times are when the move was made, Eastern time. More on Rosters and What wins.

Favourite players

PlayerStartsPointsPer startYears
James Cook RB25325.7013.032023–2024
Stefon Diggs WR17225.7013.282023–2025
Lamar Jackson QB15312.6820.852023
De'Von Achane RB15276.6018.442025
Justin Jefferson WR15245.8816.392024
Where the points came from
81% drafted · 18% picked up · 1% traded for
Draft picks kept to the last game
27 of 48 (56%)
Roster moves
79 in 3 seasons · 78 players added · 12 of them picked up again
Pickups between 3 and 5 AM
0 of 77 · latest: JuJu Smith-Schuster, Wed, Oct 9, 2024, 5:55 AM
Rounds 1–3 of the draft
4 RB, 4 WR, 1 QB
First pick at a position, on average
QB round 7.7 · TE round 6.7 · K round 15.0 · DEF round 14.7
Drafted more than once
Brian Robinson (2023, 2024) · De'Von Achane (2023, 2025) · James Cook (2023, 2024) · Stefon Diggs (2023, 2025)

Season by season

Finish comes from the placement games in both eras (the title game, the 3rd- and 5th-place games and the consolation bracket); the Sacko is the worst regular-season record, so 10th and the Sacko can differ. Playoffs for 2014–2022 are inferred from a top-six finish in ESPN's final standings.

YearTeamRecordPFPAPlayoffsFinish
2026In denial7-11015.12827.36In progress
2025In denial6-81503.381476.62–9th
2024People are Talking… 6-81413.481656.50–7th
2023Double DST’s 11-31638.841535.76YesChampion
2022One and Done6-81487.821414.10–8th
2021Positive Affirmations7-71416.221376.56YesChampion
2020Allergic to Winning4-91043.001281.00–8th
2019Suicide Watch8-51467.001200.00Yes5th
2018Super Pity Party Jr.7-61274.001291.00Yes3rd
2017Pity Party5-81020.001121.00–10th
2016Pity Party9-41316.001227.00Yes4th
2015Unlucky Alfano8-51205.001085.00Yes3rd
2014Sacko bound6-81223.001152.00–9th

Sleeper era in detail

How this is counted, and which seasons

2023–2026, where weekly scores exist. All-play, luck and high/low weeks are regular season only; lineup efficiency covers every game, playoff bracket and consolation games included. Playoff record 2-0 in bracket games (2023–2025). Games lost that an optimal lineup would have won: 8; wins the opponent could have taken with theirs: 14. See Stats and Rosters for how that compares.

YearRecordAll-playLuckHigh weeksLow weeksLineup eff.Left on benchMoves1st-round pick
2026*7-151-21+1.333–.859166.7211#5 Jaxon Smith-Njigba
20256-864-62−1.1111.888219.2224#3 Ja'Marr Chase
20246-845-81+1.0013.862257.9027#5 Justin Jefferson
202311-382-44+1.8941.852326.9028#9 Stefon Diggs

* in progress.

Head to head

How this is counted, and which seasons

Every game on file, 2023–2026, playoff bracket and consolation games included, the current season too. Net margin is per game from Matt's side: positive means Matt comes out ahead on average, even in a series split on wins; apart is the usual gap either way.

OpponentRecordGamesNet marginApartLast met
Aditya6-28+9.7018.752026, week 2
Popple5-27−2.6420.812026, week 4
Stevens5-27+25.0328.252026, week 7
Zane3-47−6.0245.912025, week 13
Mark3-36−6.7026.922026, week 3
Mustafa3-36+8.6011.732026, week 5
Richard5-16−1.1118.462026, week 1
Woody3-25−3.3324.772026, week 8
Taylor2-24−2.9731.692026, week 6